I've a friend who I've known since I was very little. 1 day, when he was 6, I was at the house of his when he got green living absolutely god-awful stomach pain. I mean, he was literally writhing in pain. Thus, his mother took him to the doctor's office, in which the doctor took a single look and told her to consider him to the ER. She feared a thing along the lines of an intestinal rupture. About half way to the hospital, my friend suddenly let rip the loudest, most potent fart any of us had ever heard. I swear to God he levitated. We assumed the upholstery in the automobile seat had ripped. After a great thirty seconds of intense farting, he looked at his mother and said, "I experience all much better now!"