Hows this?

Bam is useless!!

Bam is one of the most important people on this board.

Either someone is important or useless. One cannot be both. If he is of any importance in any facet of his life he has found a use and ceases to be useless.

Regardless of "context", these two statements used in the same few sentences makes no sense whatsoever. Either you believe one or the other. Stick to your guns big guy.