Recent breakup

[ELCANADA]

Time to hook up with the "stranger" left or right.

[tex]

Not all of us have 6"+ schlongs

youve seen his schlong?

[pseclint]

buy a fleshlight, put it between your matresses and just dont tell your hand

[LonelyBedouin]

buy a fleshlight, put it between your matresses and just dont tell your hand

but thats cheatin!! I could never disrespect my hand like that

[JifeLacket]

wayyyyy ahead of you guys im onto the left foot

dont ask how...

[cheesesteak]

buy a fleshlight, put it between your matresses and just dont tell your hand

So what do you do, just blow your load into the thing? How do you clean it?

<---- Until I'm looking like that, a fleshlight is as good as it's gonna get

[Born2Juice4Ever]

I tried dating my LEFT hand once....I almost pulled my pecker from the roots NO balance whatsoever....damn!!



b2J

[daande]

I tried dating my LEFT hand once....I almost pulled my pecker from the roots NO balance whatsoever....damn!!



b2J

Honestly, keep trying its well worth the effort!

[zeezee]

So about a month ago I was dating my right hand. I have recently broke up with her and I am now dating my left hand. Best decision ever, discuss.

Best post ever. It should be a *sticky*.

[zeezee]

Small hands make things look more impressive.

I'll remember that when I am in my next relationship. I have small hands.