She's 100% against stuff and I don't need anymore drama in my life. You know how chicks are, you get a safe and they want to know what's inside cause then they think you're hiding something. Especially if you are in a long term relationship, something Mr. Ontario knows nothing about since I don't think he even ever had a date. Anyways I'd rather not tell her anyways just in case we break up. Last thing I would need is her telling all my friends/family I'm not all natural (which I am).